Hippity hoppity
Got 'em on the run
Bippity boppity
The fun has just begun
Down on the farm
Chase 'em with a mallet and a broom
All foul, all harm
White and brown fuzzies about to meet their doom
Pull the ears
Snap the neck
Clean up the smears
Speck by speck
Gut 'em, skin 'em
Wash 'em in the sink
Chop 'em into meaty gems
Slice and dice without a blink
Tenderize and marinate
Stick 'em in a boiling stew
Add some veggies before too late
A homemade witch's brew
Hippity hoppity
Hurry up, dinner's done
Bippity boppity
Yum yum in my tum
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